janet's my name and haikus are my game. and i've been "blogging" before most of you even knew how to email.

3.19.2007

this is so freaky
like looking in a mirror
yes! i need a life!

3.12.2007


sweet mother of god
this dude's got mad tetris skills
he is my idol

2.14.2007


mmmmmmmmmmm yummy yumyum
cuppity cuppity cakes
my favorite cake!

12.21.2006



i quit on bad terms
but am getting hush money
sometimes life is nice

12.14.2006


merry chrismukkah
and happy new kwanzaa ya'll
enjoy this cartoon

8.24.2006

8.06.2006

this explains a lot
britney spears is retarded
i feel bad for kev...

7.21.2006

packing really sucks
boxes all over the place
then UNpacking starts

7.14.2006

ew, this creeps me out
who would want a severed arm
to hug you at night?

6.27.2006

holy crap it's true!
i am now a married chick
the wedding was fun